"Major Mash" - The Tactical Potato - 3" PVC Patch

Meet Major Mash — the only tactical potato brave enough to lead missions… while doing absolutely nothing. Expert in strategic lounging, high-level peeling, and giving orders nobody asked for. He’s 100% starch, 0% accountability, and somehow still outranks you.

Stick him on your gear if you like being reminded that even a root vegetable can have a bigger rank than you—and look way cooler doing it.

• 3 inch patch
• Includes hook fastener backing.
• Great for hats, bags and jackets with loop fastener panels.
• Imported PVC